So I installed a new switch last night and deleted the bridge and... everything started working again.
I'm not 100% ready to trust again, but this does feel different than the other intermediate moments of functionality I've had previously; I'll update this post if it goes wonky again.
I'm not 100% ready to trust again, but this does feel different than the other intermediate moments of functionality I've had previously; I'll update this post if it goes wonky again.